posted in July of 2016

The caped crusader was spotted leaping from a fire escape at 172 Prince Street. After disarming and tying up two violent gang members of a notorious criminal element, the dark knight vanished. Police reported that the vigilante left behind his telltale calling card. Some people think that the sighting was related to the filming of the hit TV show Gotham, but not everybody is convinced. One resident and retired accountant, Giorgio Giacometti said, “In these troubled times, I’m just glad there’s someone looking out for the rest of us, you know?”